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Shahji
Speaking
1 - Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Shahji:
13th October
Interviewer:
Which year?
Shahji:
Oye ullu ke
patte _ _ _
EVERY YEAR
2 -
Teacher to
Shahji:
Write your
best
friend's
name
in English.
Shahji
wrote:
'Beautiful
Red Horns'
Teacher:
What?
Shahji:
His name is
Sundar Lal
Singh
3 - Manager
asked Shahji
in an
interview
Can you
spell
a word that
has more
than 100
letters in
it?
Shahji
replied:
-POSTBOX.
4 - After
returning
from a
foreign
trip, Shahji
asked his
wife, Do I
look
like a
foreigner?
Wife: No!
Why?
Shahji: In
London
a lady asked
me Are you a
foreigner?
5
- One
tourist from
U.S.A.
asked Shahji:
Any great
man born in
this
village???
Shahji:
no sir, here
only small
Babies
born!!!
6 –
Teacher:
Write a note
on Gandhi
Jayanthi
Shahji
writes,
"Gandhi
was a great
man, but I
don't know
who is
Jayanthi.
7 - Shahji
was doing an
experiment
with a
cockroach,
first he cut
it's one leg
and told
WALK. WALK.
Cockroach
walked. Then
he cut
it's second
leg and told
the same.
Cockroach
walked. Then
cut the
third leg
and did the
same. At
last he cut
it's fourth
leg and
ordered it
walk!
But
cockroach
didn't walk.
Suddenly
Shahji said
loudly,
"I
found it. If
we cut
cockroach's
four legs,
it becomes
deaf.
8 - When
Shahji was
traveling
with his
wife in an
auto, the
driver
adjusted
mirror.
Shahji shouted, " You are trying to see my wife?
You sit in
the back. I
will
drive."
9 -
Interviewer:
just imagine
you r on the
3rd floor,
it catches
fire,
how
will
you escape?
Shahji: its
simple. I
will stop my
imagination!!!
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