Kabir :

Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye

Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye

SE :

Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,

Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye

Kabir :

Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye

Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye

SE :

Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye

Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.

Rahim :

Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye

tode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye

SE :

SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye

Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.

Kabir :

Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,

Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye

SE :

Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,

client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..

Kabir :

Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye

Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye

SE :

Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,

Aisi karni na kari , tu hase client roye...

Kabir :

Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye

Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye

SE :

Rush hour mein kaam sab karen , routine mein kare na koye,

jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.

Kabir :

Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,

Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye

SE :

Coding kar ar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,

Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.

Kabir :

Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,

Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye

SE :

Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,

Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.

Kabir :

Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye

Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye

SE :

Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,

kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.

Kabir :

Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin

Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin

SE :

Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,

Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin